I was pretty happy with this - it’s like Civil War was about to happen, but then Hulk was all, “Guys, Hulk right here. Cut it out.”
Also, Iron Man’s mouth came out looking like Charlie Brown when he says good grief.
Hmmm...
Misguided Content From ovandenberg
Years ago when Seinfeld was a new television show, Jerry Seinfeld was still a touring comic. At the time, I was hanging around clubs doing open mic nights and trying to learn the ropes. One night I was in the club where Seinfeld was working, and before he went on stage, I saw my chance. I had to ask Seinfeld if he had any tips for a young comic. What he told me was something that would benefit me a lifetime…
He said the way to be a better comic was to create better jokes and the way to create better jokes was to write every day. But his advice was better than that. He had a gem of a leverage technique he used on himself and you can use it to motivate yourself—even when you don’t feel like it.
He revealed a unique calendar system he uses to pressure himself to write. Here’s how it works.
He told me to get a big wall calendar that has a whole year on one page and hang it on a prominent wall. The next step was to get a big red magic marker.
He said for each day that I do my task of writing, I get to put a big red X over that day. “After a few days you’ll have a chain. Just keep at it and the chain will grow longer every day. You’ll like seeing that chain, especially when you get a few weeks under your belt. Your only job next is to not break the chain.”
“Don’t break the chain,” he said again for emphasis.
This is even better if you imagine ‘Don’t break the chain’ being said in the most exaggerated Seinfeld voice possible.
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I
WAS A LITTLE BIT TALLER
I
WAS A BALLER
I
HAD A GIRL WHO LOOKED GOOD I WOULD CALL HER
I
HAD A RABBIT IN A HAT WITH A BAT AND A SIX FOUR IMPALA
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Also dragons.
Expect a few dragons.
Gonna be reblogging a few of my favourites from his initial posts. I really like the stub-snout and goatee on this guy.
Some more D&D. My ranger this time. Sort of a ranger of the waves really. It’s complicated.
God this drawing is so old.
Y’all should be following my buddy Ken’s new drawing blog. His talent is matched only by his humility, both of which are extensive.
Me? Oh nothing, just watching the new Avengers trailer from my hammock.
TOASTY!!!
(Source: helloszabi, via gingerhaze)
Oh God, more guys explaining the ‘nice guy’ logic.
p1: You are good if you like that which is best for you.
p2: I am best for you.
p3: You don’t like me.
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c: You are bad.MEANWHILE, IN THE REAL WORLD, WHERE LIKING WHAT IS BEST FOR YOU DOESN’T AUTOMATICALLY MAKE YOU A GOOD, AND WHERE THERE IS EVEN THE SLIGHTEST CHANCE THAT YOU MAY NOT BE THE BEST MAN EVER!
p1: People like whatever they’re attracted to.
p2: If you judge people for being attracted to something other than what you think is right or good then you’re a hypocrite.
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c: Stop pretending that you’re some fucking hero to date and that your relationship resume is so outstanding that it would revolutionise most companies and recognise that the hot chicks you’re hunting after are hunting after hot guys and if you think that makes them shallow then you’re a fucking idiot.You’re not a nice guy.
If you apply for a job, don’t get it, but keep hanging around the building hoping they’ll hire you while you badmouth their employees, you’re not improving your job prospects. Also, who the fuck applies for only one job and expects that to work out?
I would start a “bad analogies” Tumblr if it wouldn’t put me in an early grave.
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I made the mistake of looking through the ‘direwolves’ tag and now I really want to spend the weekend watching Game of Thrones again.
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You know when an album attaches itself to a period of your life?
And then the good things that album reminded you of get all messed up and then you can’t listen to the album for ages? One of those just reached enough distance that I can enjoy it again. It feels like that South Park episode where everyone’s happy because AIDS is finally funny.
TweetFilm No. 6 – Transformers: The Movie
Hello everyone! I know it’s been a bit quiet on the TweetFilm front since July. We’ve been working hard behind the scenes to bring you the next stage of TweetFilm, and here it is. We are proud to announce that if you live in Melbourne, TweetFilm will now be running free screening events at Loop in the CBD! Following on from the success of our screening at this year’s Emerging Writers’ Festival, this is the next stage in TweetFilm’s evolution. So, what film has been chosen? Why, it’s none other than…
The 1986 animated classic! No Shia! No Fox! No Bay! But plenty of Judd Nelson, Leonard Nimoy and Orson Welles, what more could you want? In glorious 2-D!
Get to Loop at 7, because we’ll be TweetFilming from 7:30 pm sharp, Wednesday September 14. One hashtag shall stand, one shall fall. The standing one will be:
#tftransformers
(The one that falls will be something to do with Justin Bieber)
Loop is located at 23 Meyers Place, at the Parliament end of Bourke St.
Not in Melbourne, or can’t get there but still want to take part? No problem! We’ll be synchronising our start time with timeanddate.com’s Melbourne page as usual, so you can take part at home. Special thanks go out to Madman, the distributors of Transformers: The Movie on DVD, for generously giving us permission to screen the film. If you don’t own a copy you can get it through their website by clicking on their logo below.
I’d also like to add a quick shout-out to another live-tweeting film event taking place in Melbourne, the newly begun #AstorTweet! If you’re unfamiliar with The Astor, it’s a beautiful piece of Melbourne cinema history that was first opened 75 years ago and is still going strong. AstorTweet is brought to you by Popcorn Cinema and Ben Pobjie, and the first event (a double feature of Withnail & I with Fear & Loathing In Las Vegas) was a fantastic evening; I look forward to more in the future.
So that’s everyone caught up, any more questions? No? Remember, check out our how-to page if you’re watching at home, or if that’s too complicated then just come to Loop on Wednesday September 14 and I’ll take care of it for you. Here are the requisite links:
Transformers: The Movie on IMDb
Trailer – “The most incredible rock ‘n’ roll adventure ever!”
Film clip for The Touch, the most incredible rock ‘n’ roll tie-in single ever.
DOOOOO IT.
DO IT.
(Bah-weep-Graaaaagnah wheep ni ni bong)
Because buddyblanc is unquestionably awesome, he already posted my latest TweetFilm announcement, so I’m just gonna reblog his, and further recommend following him post-haste.
Hope to see some of you there next Wednesday!
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